I am not in a light mood to read heavy stuff, so I started to read “shit my dad says” If you are on Twitter, you should know about @shitmydadsays
Anyway, the book is an easy read and funny as hell; I laughed out loud at 7 a.m. (sleepless). My neighbours thought I was a looney; some who read it may relate. We all have a dad/uncle/relative like this.
It’s basically a dude who came back to live with his parents, and his dad has his way of saying what he wants…when he wants, and his son quoted what his dad said.
It is funny as hell. READ IT!
A couple of quotes from the book:
On My Response to Having My Tires Slashed:
“Oh, don’t go to the goddamned cops. They’re busy with real shit. I don’t want my tax dollars going to figure out who thinks you’re an asshole.”
On My Bloody Nose
“What happened? Did somebody punch you in the face?!… The what? The air is dry? Do me a favour and tell people you got punched in the face.”
