The mystery of the bent fork tines:
The newlyweds’ kitchen has been plagued with bent fork tines; the first sighting of these strange anomalies occurred a few days following the wedding on Christmas last year.
The baffled husband asked Mrs. about them but has not received a logical explanation as of this writing.
Over the past several years, prior to the wedding, Doomish noticed bent tines on many of the silverware pieces found at his companion’s home.
On several occasions, he offered to buy a new set of forks to replace those bent.
Trash bins:
The small home of the love birds contains several trash bins positioned strategically for the convenience of those in the house.
However, items disposed of in the trash bin near the TV set are often requested to be disposed of in another trash bin.
Any disposed of items found in this specific trash bin without the knowledge of the Mrs is often met with: “Don’t use this trash bin again,” in a vocal tone that can be described as playful and ‘I will chop off your hand if you do it again’ tone.
Several talks between the husband and the Mrs on the appropriate times/items that can be allowed/used for this specific trash bin yielded no valid response.
Clothes hangers.
As any home would have, we have several clothes hangers installed; 2 are mounted on the bedroom and bathroom doors.
Additionally, there is a clothes hanger stand in the bedroom.
The one mounted on the bathroom door is fine; however, for some weird reason, both the hanger mounted on the bedroom door and the stand can not, at any given moment, hold more than two male clothing items per occupant.
The writer of this post submits that he rarely uses the clothes hanger stand; however, the one mounted on the bedroom door is repeatedly used, especially after returning from work and changing into shorts and a T-shirt.
The mounted hanger contains no less than ten hooks ready to be heavily used as intended; however, the administrative authority, also known as the Mrs, denies the occupants of the house the right to have more than two items at any given moment.
If, for any reason, the number of items exceeded the allowed limit, the items would disappear and would be located somewhere else only known to the administrative authority.
Suppose the subject requests any leads or information regarding the whereabouts of the missing items. In that case, he will be given the new location of the items after receiving a lecture on the limit of items allowed on said clothes hanger.
As of this writing, the author of this post has not received any response to questions regarding the regulations and laws behind the two-clothes-item limit.
For full disclosure, to the writer’s knowledge, the bedroom-mounted clothes hanger has not been used by any female occupants.
The mystery continues.
Doomish:
Brave, Courageous and bold.
Long live his fame,
and long live his glory.
Long may his worthless posts be told.
